how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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