I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize