David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Sober January is a disaster.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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