is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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