Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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