Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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