Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
the day after is always just damage control
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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