it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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