at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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