Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I have post one night stand depression
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