One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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