Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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