all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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