just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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