so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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