I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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