like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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