OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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