I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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