i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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