I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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