Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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