Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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