How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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