How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
My dick has a subreddit
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
