i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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