I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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