Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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