drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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