u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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