I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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