Just mADE A PArabola og urine
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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