I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
kristin has been a bad kristin
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I DEMAND FORESKIN
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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