I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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