you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Are my feet made of real feet?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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