Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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