Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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