her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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