I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I love you. Go after that dick
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