But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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