ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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