Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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