I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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