think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
