I don't think brook has ever known best
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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