Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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