No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
