What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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