So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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