I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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