fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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