its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
How many fucks given?
0.12846
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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