What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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