me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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