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is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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