think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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