oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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