Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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